The Town Square, a sketch written in Bar Harbor
The setting; a town square at dusk.
A woman is staring at a light pole, her hands are covering her eyes,
and she counts, "One!"
A little boy is tossing a ball up in the air and catching it, while
his dad is tossing his baby sister up in the air and catching her.
"Two!"
A college aged kid who flunked out of school is walking around with a
mandolin, looking to earn enough money tonight to buy some beer or
score dope.
"Three!"
A little boy is riding his bicycle - thrilled that a month ago his
training wheels came off forever. His father beams at him, proud that
his boy is able to master the bicycle.
"Four!"
A little girl, not more than four years of age, pushes a stroller
which holds her six-week old baby brother.
"Five!"
Two lovers are stretched out on the soft grass, basking in the suns
warmth. Tonight she plans on telling him they will be having a baby.
He will ask her to marry him.
"Six!"
A nuclear family, Mother, Father, two boys and a sister, have spread
out a blanket to enjoy a picnic. They pull out of the blanket boxes of
fried chicken, corn, and mashed potatos. For dessert, they will have
blueberry pie.
"Seven!"
The college drop-out starts playing his mandolin. Although he has
only been playing the mandolin for about six months, he has learned
two songs well enough that he can earn enough money to survive. He
starts playing a gaellic tune.
"Eight!"
A group of elderly menonite ladies, who are on tour to visit this
town, frump their way through the square, disapproving of almost
everything they see.
"Nine!"
A mother spins her daughter in circles. The girl laughs hysterically
after she loses her balance and falls down on her bottom.
"Ten!"
Two high school aged girls, looking for adventure, are sitting under a tree.
One is chewing gum, the other is smoking a cigarette but coughs like
someone who is not used to smoking. Both are wearing halter-tops and
mini-skirts. Both look bored.
"Ready or not, here I come!"
The woman finds her son hiding behind some bushes and the chase begins
again.
Posted at: 19:03 on 19/08/2005
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ESTN 2005, part 1
In May I signed up for the Team
Strange 21st Anniversary Grand Tour. According to the rules of
the tour, I must visit individual towns that start with letters which
could be used to spell the phrase "TEAMSTRANGE AIRHEADS" and then a
route 21. Each town could only be used once, and I had to provide
photographic documentation that my bike had actually made the trip.
Not being satisfied with taking the easy way for anything, I also
decided to tackle the Dave McQueeney challenge, which requires that
each town visited be in a unique state; each town and state could be
used only one time.
In June I visited the Sport-Touring.Net national
rally, which allowed me to rack up a number of states. However, I
still needed a few final letters, and I used the idea of a ten day
trip to Maine to celebrate graduating college as an excuse to finish
the tour. During the trip I burned my buns, met up with some friends
for a rally, finished the tour, drank some beer and fine scotch, and
ate some bugs (crustaceans).
This is the story of that trip.
Thursday, August 4, 2005
The plan was to meet up with various members of sport-touring.net in
Fairmont, WV, and then we would all ride to Stowe, Vermont for the
Eastern Sport-Touring.Net rally as a group on Friday. My
last final was scheduled for 9:30AM on Thursday, August 4th. I showed
up to work with all of my gear loaded on the bike, took the final, and
was ready to leave Gainesville an hour after the final began.
My route took me up to US-301 through the speed traps of Waldo,
Starke, and Lawtey. I hit I-10 close to 11:30, and the temperature
was already approaching the high 90s, but considering I had just
finished school I was feeling pretty good. The Eagles came on channel
46, and I launched onto the on-ramp just as Don Henley began crooning
about living life in the fast lane.
I continued on I-10 east to Jacksonville, where I took I-295 north to
95. It started to rain a little bit on I-95 just south of Savannah,
but I was happy for the chance to cool down from the heat. In South
Carolina I jumped onto I-26, then I-77 through Columbia.
Although I was making decent time, I managed to hit Charlotte right at
rush hour. With the construction on I-77, traffic slowed to a crawl
and I easily lost 30 minutes from my pace. On top of the traffic, it
was easily 98 or 99 degrees, and even with my camelbak I felt the heat
ripping me to shreds.
As I was crossing into Virginia, my phone started to ring. It was a
buddy of mine who is currently looking for a Honda 919, and he wanted
to ask me some questions about one he found. He asked where I was,
and I explained that I was doing 70 on the interstate crossing the
NC/VA state line.. I guess the starcom was acting up because he
mentioned it was making a little background noise.
Thankfully, the Virginia mountains were substantially cooler, and it
helped bring my core temperature back down.
In Beckley, WV, I got off of the interslab and took US-19. US-19 in
West Virginia is a decent four laned highway which takes you over the
New River Gorge. As the sun was falling, I got a splended view of the
Appalachians at sunset.
I continued on US-19 to I-79, and then took 79 North. This stretch of
79 is surprisingly twisty, and I had to keep checking my speed to make
sure I didn't out drive the lights on this road.
I pulled into Fairmont around 10:45PM, and was told by the front desk
clerk that the others had already arrived and left me a key while they
went to dinner. Five minutes after my arrival, Allen, Mark, and Tim
arrived bearing gifts of beer. Sean was not in yet, but Allen
received a voice mail saying he was on his way and was caught in
construction on the western side of WV (I-79).
After having a few beers, we decided to call it an early night. We
requested a 5:30AM wake-up call, and left the door unlocked and
slightly ajar so Sean could stumble in when he arrived. It was
midnight, and for the day I had ridden 806 miles.
Friday, August 5, 2005
Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
The alarm clock was going off. Damn, I didn't remember setting it,
neither did Allen. I looked down at it and said to myself, "WTF?!" as
I saw it blinking 4:30AM. Apparently some cruel and unusual person
left the alarm clock set for oh dark 30 when he had inhabited this
room.
After figuring out how to turn off the alarm, I went back to sleep.
5:50AM, my circadian rhythm kicked into gear and woke me up. Wait a second,
weren't we supposed to get a 5:30AM wake-up call??
I woke up Allen who promptly uttered an expletive to describe his
dismay at the time. He took it upon himself to wake everyone else up,
and explain that we must get on the road ASAP -- we had to arrive at
the Smugglers Notch State Park by 8PM, or we would be unable to check
in for the evening. We had fourteen hours to go 750 miles, with a
group of five riders; the mileage wouldn't be so bad for one or two,
but group rides are always difficult to keep on track for a decent
pace.
We tracked down Sean, who had checked himself into another room so he
wouldn't disturb us, and started working on packing everyone up. We
were able to hit the road by 6:40AM, which left us with just a little
over thirteen hours to go. The front desk guy apologized for
forgetting to turn on the wake-up call, but what was done was done.
Tim was volunteered to lead the way, and he punched the destination
into his GPS and let it handle the routing. We took I-79 to I-81,
then 81 into Maryland and Pennsylvania. We stopped in Cumberland for
breakfast around 9:30, and while pulling into the parking lot I
realized I had just finished a saddlesore 1000 (1007 miles in 23
hours). After breakfast we continued on I-81 through the town of
Carlisle, up to 78 and ultimately Allentown.
We continued on 78 into New Joisey, and stopped in Bloomsbury to get
gas. Surprisingly, the legislators in New Joisey must have no faith
in their constituants because it is impossible to take a left turn, or
pump your own gas. Instead, the rule is that you must take a right
turn, then perform a u-turn, if you wanted a right. It took us 10
minutes to figure this out, and then we lost additional time when the
station attendant wouldn't let us fill our own bikes. The guys on the
ST1300's mentioned that it was already 98F, damn when would I finally
be away from the heat?? I was starting to feel heat related edema and
a little bit of a headache after the last two days of baking in the
sun.
All told, the New Joisey gas stop took us about 45 minutes. None of
us were impressed with the state.
We continued north on 78 up to 287, and then took the NY Turnpike (87)
up to Albany. Along the way to Albany, we got sucked into a horrible
rainstorm. Although it only lasted about 15 minutes, visibility was
dropped to near zero and my "waterproof" GPS leaked water and stopped
working. At least the rain cooled down the roads..
We arrived in Albany around 5PM, but found ourselves stuck in rush
hour traffic. On top of that, there was a car broken down up ahead
and one lane was shut down.
It didn't look good, but I called the campground and pleaded our case.
They agreed to let us check in up to around 8:15PM, but we still had a
ways to go and quite a bit of traffic to contend with.
Once we got past the airport, we were able to break free from the pack
and Tim set a blistering pace to make up for lost time. We continued
up 87 to the Schroom Lake exit, and went up to Crown Point where were
crossed Lake Champlain into Vermont. We continued through Burlington
to VT-128, then 104, and finally 108. Coming from the north, we rode
through the Smugglers Notch, which considering it becomes a one lane
road with no room for a car and a bike to pass head on, makes it a
pretty interesting section of road. We arrived at the state park at
8:15PM; I had just completed a little over 1550 miles in the 34 hours
since leaving Gainesville.
After setting up tent, we went into Stowe to grab dinner. The
restaurant we choose was extremely expensive, and the meal was not
worth mentioning. Discouraged, Tim, Mark, and I went back to the
campground while Sean went to meet everyone else at the official
lodge.
Once arriving at the campground we met up with the Canadian crew
(Corbeau, Richard, and Ben), along with Troy, the guy I was sharing my
camp-site with. Troy related an amusing story about trying to check
in before my arrival, and explaining how he had never met me, knew
what I looked like, or knew my last name. However, because I had
already let the park know I would be sharing the camp-site, they let
him check in without too many troubles.
That evening we stayed up until a little past midnight, enjoying the
fine company, plus the libations of single malt, port, or beer,
depending on the preference of the individual. Many lies were told
about various exploits, but we all still went to bed pretty early.
Saturday, August 6, 2005
My body told me to get out of bed at 6:30 and go take a shower. I
fought the urge as much as possible, arguing with myself while
explaining that I was on vacation (damnit), and did not need to wake
up early. I eventually lost the argument, and got out of bed at 7 to
take a shower.
Although I felt we were pretty quiet, apparently we made so much
ruckuss that no one camping next to our sites heard us, but the ranger
still asked the Canadians and the group I had ridden up with to leave
within 20 minutes, all while I was taking a shower.
The ranger claimed he had received "over seven" complaints about the
noise made from bikes running up and down all night long, as well as
the laughing and carrying on. He even claimed to be sitting outside
the camp-site, listening to us make noise well past 1AM.
Yeah, those ST1300's really do make an awful lot of noise, and why
would he sit and listen while a "rowdy bunch of bikers" disturbed
everyone else, rather than just come up to us and ask us to tone it
down .. Besides, we all went to bed by 12:30 from exhaustion, so I
wasn't buying the "1AM" story.
Regardless, although my camp-site was not evicted, I believe in
solidarity, and these were the guys I had come up to hang out with, so
I decided to leave too. While packing up my site, I asked some of the
neighboring campers if they heard any noise, and they all denied it.
Only one person said he heard a noise, and he happily admitted he
complained about it. Considering the manner in which he extolled how
proud he was of his achievment, I suspect he embellished a bit to the
ranger.
We wound up moving to a campground just south of Stowe on 100, but
they didn't open until 9. We used the opportunity to grab breakfast
at a little café downtown, which is when I discovered how good
blueberry scones can be. These things were not scones in the
traditional sense; they were clumbs of blueberries held together with
just enough dough to shape them into a clump, and boy were they yummie.
After breakfast, we got checked into the new site. Some of the guys
wanted to go to Maine, others wanted to go to the Kankamagus in New
Hampshire. Because I had the rest of my trip planned on my SP3, I
really wanted to see if I could revive it.
Tim hung out with me while I disassembled it with my leatherman. Sure
enough, there was about a table spoon of water in the unit, but I was
unable to make it fire up again. This really bothered me because I
had my final four destinations for the grand tour, plus a number of
breweries and lobster pounds plugged into it for the Maine portion of
my trip. Although I lost the waypoints, I had printed out the
addresses for the four post offices I intended to visit, and the first
one was near Stowe.
Tim decided to tag along with me, and we headed off to Essex, Vermont.
Unfortunately, the post office in Essex does not list the state. When
I asked the lone postal employee working in the center about this, she
went above and beyond the duty of any government employee and told me,
"so?".
But, she did say there might be another post office down the road, and
proceeded to give me directions to a UPS store. That wouldn't have worked, but on the way I found a municipal office sign which should.
With the E out of the way, we took 116 south to 17, then 17 through
Sugarbush. 17 is a pretty nice road, with some decent curves, but one
thing I quickly learned is that many north eastern roads have little
furrows in them, called frost heaves, which can make travel on two
wheels entertaining. But the telelever absorbed it all, and life was good..
After riding 17, we took 107 to 110, and worked our way back to Stowe.
Tim and I went to dinner at a decent little sports-bar, and one of the
waiters came by to talk with us about our bikes. He kept talking
about his Aprilla, and how much fun he has riding it three months a
year, and he clued us in on some of the better roads in the area off
the beaten track.
After dinner we went back to the campground and met up with the rest
of the gang. Corbeau's wife came down from Ottawa, bringing Cadbury
the wonder dog, along with very important camping supplies (beer,
scotch, and ice). This night we stayed up well past 2:00AM,
discussing issues of serious importance like the application of
Kantian theory towards the war on terror, and the rising price of gasoline.
Total mileage: 221 for the day, 1767 for the trip.
Sunday, August 7, 2005
Most of the people in our group decided to boogie home Sunday morning,
but we all went out for breakfast first. Afterwards, Tim, Sean, Guy,
and myself decided to ride over to New Hampshire and ride the
Kankamagus in the White Mountain region.
Following the directions the waiter had given us the night before, we
took 100 north to the town of Eden Mills, where we hopped on "North
Road" (or "Eden Mills Road," depending on who you ask). This road
turned out to be a gem, with some nice gentle sweepers, and fresh
asphalt lacking frost heaves. We followed it north to 58, which put
us near the Vermont/Canadian border, a place where most tourists seem
not to dwell. Then we took 58 to 5A. We took 5A to 105, which we
followed to US 3, southbound.
While heading south on US 3, we stopped in Groveton for an overpriced
lunch of burgers and fries before popping onto 110. 110 in New
Hampshire is a great little road, it crosses over the northern portion
of the White Mountains, but is far enough north of Conway that there
is zero traffic on it. Once we crossed the range, we headed south on
16 through the rolling parking lot.
When we met up with 112, we took it over the Kancamagus Pass to I-93.
Because we were running short on time, and Sean had to pack up his
stuff and leave Stowe that afternoon, we took the fastest route and
followed 93 past the "Old Man of the Mountain," who has recently lost
his nose, to US-2, then 2 to 15 and 100.
When we got back to Stowe we had dinner at "Pie in the Sky," which
turned out to be the best, and least expensive, meal for the entire
time we stayed in Vermont.
Although the Kancamagus had potential to be a fun road, it was so
backed up with the weekend yuppie traffic that trying to avoid being
creamed by a guy in a SUV chatting on his cell phone really detracted
from the ride. Personally, I preferred route 110 quite a bit.
Mileage: 311 for the day, 2078 for the trip
Monday, August 8, 2005
Sean had left the night before, so at this point it was just Guy, Tim,
and myself hanging out in Stowe. Tim had to return to work, Guy was
supposed to go to Portland to visit his relatives, and I was headed to
Mt. Desert.
We all went to the Green House and grabbed a quick bite. During
breakfast, Guy and I decided to ride together into Maine, and when we
were finished, we wished Tim a safe ride back to Michigan and
proceeded east.
Our plan to get into Maine was to ride north of the traffic jam in New
Hampshire, and shoot across US-2. From there, we would split up
somewhere in Maine, with myself going Downeast and Guy going south.
We left Stowe heading north on 100 to 15A, and took that to 15. We continued
east on 15 to US-2 and shot across Vermont into New Hampshire. In Jefferson
we stopped at the world famous Santas Village to take pictures of the
utter weirdness.
We continued on into Maine, and were promptly greeted with 20 miles of mud
road the minute we crossed the state line. Not being one to shy away from
a little off-road, we continued east bound, but my reserve light came on
within a mile of crossing the state line.
This stretch of US-2 was very remote, and passing through the town of
Gilead I began to wonder if I would be able to find a gas station
before running dry, but Bethel proved big enough to have a station and
we filled up there.
We stopped for lunch at a little place called "On Top of the Hill"
just outside of New Sharon, and when I came out I found my bike lying
on its side. Some of the right side fairing was cracked, and the
right side saddlebag wound up getting destroyed because it was
dislodged from the mountaing brackets and rubbed into the rear tire.
Guy split off to go to Portland, and I decided I needed to call my
insurance company, so I made my way towards Bangor, where my cell
phone would work.
Although I was annoyed about the damage to the bike, the ride towards
I-95 kept taking me through beautiful forests and soft rolling hills.
The geography of the region is interesting; the mountainous regions
were formed from block uplifting of the underlying strata when two
continental shelfs collided, but then over several millenia, glaciers
scrubbed down the ridges as they pushed moraines through the region.
As the glaciers melted, the moraines were deposited as large smooth
boulders scattered throughout the region.
From New Sharon I took 137, which turned out to be quite a decent
little road with zero traffic, to 95. I followed I-95 north to
Bangor, where I filed a claim with my insurance company. They wanted me
to get a quote on the repairs as soon as possible, so I cancelled part
of the trip which would have had me working for a day in Vermont so that
I could get home a few days earlier.
After that unpleasantness was done, I continued on 1A into Ellsville.
The sun was blazing and according to several signs I saw on the way,
the weather was between 95-100F.
Once arriving in Ellsville, I bopped onto 3 and made my way to the
Mt. Desert campground where I had reserved the last available spot two
weeks prior to heading north. After setting up my tent, I hopped in
the shower and cleaned up before heading into Bar Harbor for dinner
and site seeing.
Bar Harbor survives because of the tourism industry, however it's not
annoying in the presentation. There are a number of gift shops, outfitters,
restaurants, and the like surrounding the bay. I walked around the harbor
and shot a roll of film, focusing mostly on the ships in the bay.
I had dinner at the Fish House Grill, which is right on the corner of
the pier. Although it was probably one of the most expensive places
in Bar Harbor, it was substantially cheaper than anything I had in
Stowe.
My waiter was not a particularly jovial fellow, and he reminded me
quite a bit of Kathy Bates' character in the film Misery. However, at
his suggestion, I enjoyed two local brews, the Bar Harbor Real Ale and the
Bar Harbor Blueberry Ale, along with my dinner of crab cakes.
After dinner, I meandered around the downtown zocalo, watching the families
with kids playing in the park. Several of them were enjoying ice cream,
and it looked quite good, so I fought my way into the line at the shop
and ordered a scoop of the soft serve blueberry. It was divine.
Mileage: 318/2396
Posted at: 13:27 on 19/08/2005
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